What I really want right now is to be eloquent and witty and poignant at all the right times, because maybe if I was, I could persuade you. (And me. Because the thing is, I think I really believe it all – but it’s sure hard to pull off.) Everything I want to say, though, sounds preachy and mean-spirited in my head.
Lucky for me, others have already written it:
Quinn Cummings declares (again) her Christmas reformation.
Looky, Daddy recycles Christmas.
Oh, and then there’s this…