Ok, this is a blanket retraction/apology to anyone who has ever been over to our house and watched me set stuff all over my flat-top electric stove, using it as extra counter space while cooking. More than one of you … Continue reading
Category Archives: funny
rhinestone cowboy
© 2008 sarabethjones. All rights reserved.
You are never going to believe who sold me a phone last Friday. And yes, he had a huge rhinestone belt buckle sitting on his workspace. Because he’s from Galveston.
before we even got out of bed
me: Oh, I forgot to tell you that Easy* has taken to running into the house and grabbing the first random thing he can get his mouth on and then running back out to eat it. One day he got … Continue reading
magic man
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My husband is all about the perks. If there’s an angle, he’s gonna work it. Swag? He’ll bring it home, times 3. I wish I had been blogging back when he went to the International Poultry Expo: oh, the many … Continue reading
for your inner geek
UPDATE: We’re back on Dilecto, which makes about half this post make no sense…but still, can’t you hear me breathe my huge sigh of relief? Ok, read on if you must… First, something you will most likely care nothing about: … Continue reading
this one goes to eleven
The thing about having twelve elementary school age boys for a sleepover (almost a month late for Jonathan’s 9th birthday): THE VOLUME NEVER TURNS DOWN. Events like this find me in a state of heightened anxiety awareness, feeling like I … Continue reading
fascinating news
Sometimes there are just things I want to let you know about. I usually try to wait until they fit into the theme of something I want to write about (because I have just a TEENSY little bit of perfectionism) … Continue reading
some people find it ironical
Welcome, peeps! So glad you came by! I thought since I’ve undergone a name change, I might offer a brief explanation as to the old name, before it fades completely from our minds… One of my favorite movies of all … Continue reading
ho ho hum
Maybe if I just put this out there, it will get out of my head and stay out. I’m in no mood for Christmas. There, I said it. I’m not looking forward to it. I’m actively dreading it. I’m walking … Continue reading
you could call it roadblog. or idrive.
Man, am I ever glad I did not do this. Because I would be failing. Badly. And I hate to fail. I really did think about it (which, by the way, you’ll hear me say often if you stick around. … Continue reading
it has many uses
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A typical school morning at the Jones’ house: the kids are eating breakfast, I’m fixing lunches, Bryan notices Will’s wild hair and begins spraying it. We keep a bottle filled with water for just that purpose. Elizabeth says: “Dad, why … Continue reading
a note about my mental state
Well, at least my mental state as it relates to the internet situation in my house. I don’t want to overwhelm you or anything. So, just to clarify: Some of you might take the fact that I posted yesterday (for … Continue reading